Just realized I've been mishearing a lyric of a...
For the last fucking 9 or 10 years of my life. I’m a little disappointed until I realized that it just made the song that much more relevant to my life… TWO PET SNAKES, he says. TWO PET SNAKES not TWO HEADED SNAKE. I have two pet snakes! It’s like, woah, that’s cool.
honeybuttshime: BIRDS ARE SO CUTE WHEN THEY BLINK WITH THEIR LITTLE TINY EYELIDS
Gonna go to Santa Barbara in July
They’re gonna be like “who is that ghostly white girl and why is she wearing poor people clothes?!”
iguanamouth: mausspace: the-underground-hufflepuff: Women are so pissed about being objectified and then they objectify themselves by getting abortion which is literally saying “my body is just a thing I use for sex, not the actual divine purpose it was created for” what on earth You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Oh yeah, I feel you...
…FEEL YOUR BOOBS
I'm so tired and single all the time
that sometimes, like once a month, I just… rediscover my boobs. Like, woah, were these here the whole time? Why isn’t someone touching them? WHY IS MY LIFE IN SHAMBLES?
Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...– N’tima (via barbieandken) Ggrrooaaann
Ugh i wanna move and get a new job and go see new...
I don't get why people fight with one another...
it’s so much easier to just ignore things.
I think I look tough, probably.
But don’t call me a bitch, because it hurts my feelings. UUUGGHHH
UGGHH I HATE YOU
Wait, DON’T GO I LOVE YOU
Did I really just offer to work on a Saturday?
I’m a fuckin’ idiot